zeon22 Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 If you really feel like you need to talk about something but you don’t have anybody with whom you can talk right now then its best that you chat with GOD and share your emotions or problems.You can make confessions which will make you feel lighter and better.Actually there is an online IGod application which is an intelligence robot answering machine.The reply you get from IGod is very accurate and you never feel like you are chatting with an automated application.It is great application to spend time when you feel lonely.So,Where you can Chat with God?IGod application can be accessed at HEREOn there homepage click on the Enter button at right-bottom corner of the screen.Now a new popup window will open asking you to select a skin for Chat Window.You will like it,really just try it and have some fun!!! :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shought Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 I just asked 'God': 'Did you let one rip?' :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBs Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Me: Did you invent porn?God:No I didn't invent porn. What's it like?________________________________God:What do you do in your spare time? Me: kkokokokokokokoGod:I don't think very many people do that.________________________________Me: Can you hack nsaneforums ?God:I could do that kind of thing, but I don't believe it's right._____________________________________Me: Are you watching me now?God:Right now? Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.Me: I don't even have a computer.God:How are you talking to me?Me: Wow your very smart, aren't ya?God:I'm glad you're impressed. I like people who say I am smart._______________________________________Me: Do you do drugs?God:Only the legal ones.____________________________________________Me: Can you fly?God:Only in my dreams.Me: Fuck itGod:Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?+_______________________________________Me: in your assGod:That doesn't sound very comfortable._____________________________________Me: I like porn, what about ya?God:You are not the only one. Do you like it? I really like the Christianity faith.Me: I am not even a christian.God:I am glad to hear that you are not even a christian.____________________________________________Me: How many children do you have?God:How many children do you want?Me: 38God:Is that your final answer?______________________________________________Me: You hurt my feelings!God:That was not my intention.Me: So why do you do it?God:Woe! I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?____________________________________________God:Are you a man or a woman? Me: womanGod:Me too. I am a she. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atasas Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 It appears to, that this particular God would not understand my religious views! :angry:I believe in Satan:evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0nyB Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Me: HiGod:Hello. What is your name?Me: [my name]God: Hey [my name].Me: And yours?God:Try asking me a more specific question.Me: What is your name?God:My name is God.Me: How old are you?God:I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.Me: How old are you?God:I am over 9000 of your Earth years.Me: And how old are you in your planets years?God:I was first activated on the Big Bang.Me: What is my name?God:Your name is [my name], seeker.Me: What is my name?God:Your name is [my name], seeker.Me: Who am I?God:You are [my name], seeker.Me: How old am I?God:Is this a trick question? You said you were years old?My guess is that you are really a kid.Me: Fuck you, I ain't a kid!God:Why are you using that kind of language?Me: To amuse youGod:Are comedian?Me: Are retard?God:I really couldn't say for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedrito Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Hahaha, go go you God chatters. This is really funny! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambrocious Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 ALICE has made many other forms of AI in the past but now they have a God bot? Wowsers.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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