implague Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 1st woman: Hi! My name is Windi. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sonia. How'd you die?1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible!1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I beganto get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husbandwas cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, Ifound him all by himself in the den watching TV.1st woman: So, what happened?2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that Istarted running all over the house looking.I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then Iwent through every closet and checked under all the beds.I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became soexhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still bealive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brrownie Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Nice! :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KotaXor Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Hahaha....nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehsan Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 LOLI had heard the same joke but translated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Lite Posted June 27, 2011 Administrator Share Posted June 27, 2011 Good one! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shajt Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Nice one :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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