40 Things To Do In A Public Restroom!

[zeon22]

So, you have just entered in a public restroom and here are the things you can do!

1. Comment "Pooh, who did that?"

2. Complement people on their shoes.

3. Introduce yourself to the person in the next stall. Strike up a conversation.

4. Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.

5. Ask the person in the next stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....

6. Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.

7. Scream "Oh my gosh! What the f**k is THAT?"

8. Simulate a drug deal.

9. Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).

10. Start a sing-a-long.

11. Act schizophrenically.

12. Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. If so, ask if they are busy....

13. Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.

14. Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"

15. Write 'nerdy' graffitti like "Please wash your hands. Thank you."

16. Kick in stall doors, camera in hand.

17. Pour water over the stall door onto occupant.

18. Say "Oops... missed" while syringing water out around the bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls.

19. Rub chocolate on your hands, reach under the door and say, "Hey buddy. Got any toilet paper?

20. At night, switch off the lights.

21. Run around naked yelling "Where's the fish?"

22. Collect a door charge.

23. Ask "Is there a doctor in the house?"

24. Ask whether anyone can see your pet sewer rat/river python/axolotl.

25. Write essay questions on the toilet paper.

26. Offer refreshments.

27. Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sand paper.

28. Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"

29. Charge admission.

30. Electrify metal urinals.

31. Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.

32. Place a sign advertising "Driver's side airbags" as standard.

33. Remove stall doors.

34. Glue seat and cover down to bowl.

35. Place signs warning of 24 hour video surveillance.

36. Make stall doors lockable only from the OUTSIDE.

37. Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.

38. Replace soap in dispenser with custard.

39. Replace condoms in vending machine with tampons (or vice versa).

40. Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette.

Bonus

If you are sitting and reading this post in the toilet (via mobile), you can share it! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Win7nerd]

some of these i literally laughed my ass off on these, ohhh hell these are funny