WHAT KIND OF A PANSY-ASSED QUESTION IS THAT?

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If he didn���t say these things it sure sounds like him though. I love Marine attitude. Seems that they get better as they get older.

You have to read this. I think more Americans should think this way!!!!!!!!

> *DOES HE HAVE A VOCABULARY OR WHAT....???

>

> *For the few of you who missed him, R. Lee Ermey is the host of The History

> Channel's "Mail Call" and played the Drill Instructor in the movie, "Full

> Metal Jacket." He is a retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant and a very plain

> speaker, as you will soon read. So, for your entertainment, here is Retired

> Marine Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey at his first press conference. The main

> topic of discussion is the Marine in Iraq who shot the Iraq insurgent to

> death.

>

> **

> *We pick up as the reporter asks about how this potential war crime will

> affect our image in the world:

>

> *Ermey: "WHAT KIND OF A PANSY-ASSED QUESTION IS THAT?"

>

> Reporter 1: "Well I think...."

>

> Ermey: "THINK, FANCY

BOY?! GET THIS THROUGH THAT SEPTIC TANK ON TOP OF YOUR

> SHOULDERS, MORON : I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK, DO YOU UNDERSTAND

> ME?? THAT MARINE SHOT AN ENEMY COMBATANT, SHITHEAD; SO GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF

> YOUR ASS AND DEAL WITH IT BEFORE I MAKE YOU MY OWN PERSONAL PIN CUSHION!!!

> NEXT QUESTION: YOU IN THE BLUE SUIT."

>

> Reporter 2: Don't you think that the world's opinion of our operations is

> important?

>

> Ermey: "OH SURE! YOU DON'T KNOW THE TIMES I HAVE CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP

> WORRYING ABOUT WHAT SOME GODDAMNED FRENCH PANSY THINKS! OH THE DAYS I HAVE

> HAD TO WEEP BECAUSE SOME SHIT EATING TERRORIST SCUMBAG MIGHT BE MAD AT US,

> BECAUSE WE WENT INTO WHATEVER GOD FORSAKEN HOLE IN THE SHIT THAT HE LIVES IN

> AND KILLED HIM. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DUMBASS QUESTION IS THAT YOU

> PETER-PUFFING JACKASS? WE ARE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA , AND WHEN YOU

>

ATTACK US, WE ARE GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BLOW YOUR STINKING

> CAMEL-LICKING CARCASS INTO PIECES SO SMALL WE WILL BE ABL E TO BURY YOUR

> SORRY ASS IN A THIMBLE! YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. YOU ARE

> PROBABLY AFRAID, THINK ING THAT I HAVE SUCH AN "EXTREME" ATTITUDE AND THAT I

> NEED TO BE MORE "SENSITIVE" TO OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS. WELL LET ME TELL YOU

> SOMETHING YOU POLE-SMOKING PANSY! I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS WHAT YOU OR ANYBODY

> ELSE THINKS! THIS IS A DAMN WAR, AND IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT, THEN YOU

> SHOULD GO HOME AND SUCK ON MAMMA'S TIT! DO YOU HEAR ME YOU RUNT? NOW GET

> THE HELL OUT OF MY PRESS ROOM BEFORE I GO CRAZY AND BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT

> OF YOU!!

>

> NEXT QUESTION: YOU WITH THE UGLY-ASSED TIE, LOOK AT THAT THING! IT IS

> HIDEOUS!"

>

> Reporter 3: "Aren't you going against the freedom of the press by.."

>

> Ermey:

"FREEDOM? WHAT IN BLUE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FREEDOM? I HAVE SW

> EATED MY ASS OFF IN JUNGLES, WHILE BEING SHOT AT FOR THIS NATION! WHAT IN

> THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE YOU LITTLE SHIT-SUCKING WEASEL? WHEN WAS THE LAST

> TIME YOU PUT YOUR ASS ON THE LINE FOR ANYTHING? AND YET YOU HAVE THE

> UNMITIGATED TEMERITY TO SHOW UP HERE AND MONDAY-MORNING QUARTERBACK THE

> ACTIONS OF A BRAVE MARINE, WHO WAS DEFENDING HIMSELF AND HIS UNIT FROM AN

> ATTACK BY SOME MURDEROUS AL-QUEDA SYMPATHIZER!! YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I AM

> CONCERNED ABOUT, NUMB-NUTS? I AM CONCERNED ABOUT A BUNCH OF GRABASSTIC,

> ORGANIZED MORONS WITH CAMERAS AND MICROPHONES DOING THEIR BEST TO PORTRAY

> OUR BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN AS WAR CRIMINALS! I AM CONCERNED ABOUT CHICKEN-SHIT

> PANSIES THAT WANT US TO NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS AND WHINE ABOUT THEIR

> PISS-ANT "FREEDOMS"!!

>

> Reporter 3: "I ..."

>

> Ermey:

"DID YOU HAVE A BIG BOWL OF STUPID FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING,

> NUMBNUTS? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD OUT OF THAT COMMIE CRY HOLE IN

> THAT SHIT-PILE YOU CALL A HEAD! AND THAT GOES TRIPLE FOR THE REST OF YOU

> PANSY-ASSED MORONS! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PRESS ROOM BEFORE I SHOVE MY

> BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU CHOKE TO DEATH ON MY SHOELACES!!!!"

>

> **Marine DI's have a language all their own. God bless them all .*