gagquin Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 A deep-sea diver is twenty feet below sea level when he sees another guy with no scuba gear.He goes down another thirty feet and the guy with no equipment stays with him. He takes out a waterproof chalkboard and writes, How the hell can you stay down this deep without equipment?The guy takes the chalkboard and writes, You Idiot, I’m drowning. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Dad and sonDad, I don’t want to go to school today. said the boy.Why not, son?Well, one of the chicken on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day. Then three days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day.But why don’t you want to go today?Because our English teacher died yesterday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dock98 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 ahh,english stew.i love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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