gagquin Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 HE: Can I buy you a drink?SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?SHE: I must've been given your share.HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.HE: Your face must turn a few heads.SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.SHE: Okay, get out.HE: I think I could make you very happy.SHE: Why? Are you leaving?HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.HE: Can I have your name?SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?HE: Shall we go see a movie?SHE: I've already seen it.HE: Where have you been all my life?SHE: Hiding from you.HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.HE: Is this seat empty?SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.HE: So, what do you do for a living?SHE: I'm a female impersonator.HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?SHE: Do not enter.HE: Your body is like a temple.SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing...................................................................................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dock98 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 i know that girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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