of frogs ands looks

[gagquin]

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Family is driving in their car on holidays. Frog crosses the road and

husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out an takes the

frog and carries him to the side of the road. Frog is greatfull, thanks the

man and tells him that he will grant him a wish. Man says: please make my

dog win the next dog race. Frog asks to look at the dog which jumps out of

the car. The frog notices that the dog has only got three legs and tells

the man that he thinks it is almost impossible to fulfil his wish and asks

the man for another wish. Man says: well, then please help

my wife win the next beauty contest in the area. Frog asks him

to tell his wife to get out of the car. Wife comes out of the car and

approaches the frog. The frog turns to the man and says:

"Could I please have another look at the dog???".

ooooooooooooo

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your

secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,"

he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and

never exercise." "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?'

"Twenty-six," he said.

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that guy is my neighbor