Zeus_Hunt Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Actual Answering machine Answers recorded and verified by the World famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers.1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message. 3. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.4. Hi. Now you say something.5. Hi, I'm not home right now, but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.6. Hello. I am Matt's answering machine. What are you?7. This is not an answering machine -- this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call.8. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.9. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Oh man another great find. Definately brightened up my day Zeus.Loving No.8 though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Lite Posted October 23, 2007 Administrator Share Posted October 23, 2007 Pretty Good :rolleyes:Some are crude though :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atasas Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Good one! ... hmh... 9 of them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anteus Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 Nice ones.. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dock98 Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 good one z,#8 for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gagquin Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 Ohhhhhhh!!! Dear Zeus !!! These two are my favourites !" 6. Hello. I am Matt's answering machine. What are you?7. This is not an answering machine -- this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call. "" I`ll use them with my e-secretary ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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