Male / Female Stages Of Life

[zeon22]

What stage you are in now?! Continue to find out...

Male - Stages Of Life

AGE DRINK

At age 17- beer

At age 25 - vodka

At age 35 - scotch

At age 48 - double scotch

At age 66 - Maalox

SEDUCTION LINE

At age 17 - My parents are away for the weekend.

At age 25 - My girlfriend is away for the weekend.

At age 35 - My fiancée is away for the weekend.

At age 48 - My wife is away for the weekend.

At age 66 - My second wife is dead.

FAVORITE SPORT

At age 17 - sex

At age 25 - sex

At age 35 - sex

At age 48 - sex

At age 66 - napping

DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

At age 17 - “tongue”

At age 25 - “breakfast”

At age 35 - “She didn’t set back my therapy.”

At age 48 - “I didn’t have to meet her kids.”

At age 66 - “Got home alive.”

FAVORITE FANTASY

At age 17 - getting to third

At age 25 - airplane sex

At age 35 - menage a trois

At age 48 - taking the company public

At age 66 - Swiss maid/Nazi love slave

HOUSE PET

At age 17 - roaches

At age 25 - stoned-out college roommate

At age 35 - German Shepherd

At age 48 - children from his first marriage

At age 66 - Barbi

WHAT’S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?

At age 17 - 25

At age 25 - 35

At age 35 - 48

At age 48 - 66

At age 66 - 17

Female - Stages Of Life

AGE DRINK

At age 17 - Wine Coolers

At age 25 - White wine

At age 35 - Red wine

At age 48 - Dom Perignon

At age 66 - Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES

At age 17 - Need to wash my hair

At age 25 - Need to wash and condition my hair

At age 35 - Need to colour my hair

At age 48 - Need to have Francois colour my hair

At age 66 - Need to have Francois colour my wig

FAVORITE SPORT

At age 17 - shopping

At age 25 - shopping

At age 35 - shopping

At age 48 - shopping

At age 66 - shopping

DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

At age 17 - “Burger King”

At age 25 - “Free meal”

At age 35 - “A diamond”

At age 48 - “A bigger diamond”

At age 66 - “Home Alone”

FAVORITE FANTASY

At age 17 - tall, dark and handsome

At age 25 - tall, dark and handsome with money

At age 35 - tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain

At age 48 - a man with hair

At age 66 - a man

HOUSE PET

At age 17 - Muffy the cat

At age 25 - Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat

At age 35 - German Shepherd and Muffy the Cat

At age 48 - Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat

At age 66 - Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muff the Cat

WHAT’S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?

At age 17 - 17

At age 25 - 25

At age 35 - 35

At age 48 - 48

At age 66 - 66

IDEAL DATE

At age 17 - He offers to pay

At age 25 - He pays

At age 35 - He cooks breakfast the next morning

At age 48 - He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids

At age 66 - He can chew breakfast

[Bizarre™]

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[karachidude]

haha..nice one :lol: