dock98 Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse.Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen and walked over to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped. Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a salesperson hadn't been near. But, as she turned back, there,standing next to her, was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help youtoday?"Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame I'm very sorry to say that, if you farted simply from touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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