dock98 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in West Virginia . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England .">>>>>> The second surgeon>> said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics.">>>>>> The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years a go a woman was high on cocaine and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling at 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's running for President.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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