Brrownie Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Choosing a wifeA man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.Men are like that, you know. And on another note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marik Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 The entire time, I was like "wtf am I reading"....but then I got to the punch line :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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