majithia23 Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 ----There is no place like 127.0.0.1 ---Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken ---Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning --- There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don't. ---If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0 --- I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code ---The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! ---The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be. --- Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn't loan them out to strangers ---Get A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those? ---I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?" ---If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. — Weinberg's Second Law :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0nyB Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 I rofled, nice one! xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sl@pSh0ck™ Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 ---If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. — Weinberg's Second Law:rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
implague Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 good one :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizarre™ Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 ---If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0I'll probably call it Alpha or Beta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioActive Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 As a coder I find those especially funny! +1 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magiddo Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 Geeks never die, they just go offline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hottwire Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 These are good thanks for sharing the laughs :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whi5t1eR Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 sweeeet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU-Lotus Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 very funny, tnkx for sharing :clap: :clap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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