implague Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Dear Friends,Due to recession, I left my Girlfriend (as part of my cost cutting efforts). I need new one now, so pass on this information to your female friends...Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below:Designation: Junior girl friend (trainee)Experience: Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)Other requirement: Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.Age: 18-23 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will be undertaken for them)Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.Perks and incentives:Total gross (Monthly) :• 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000 /-(any precious metals, stones)• Bike rides each duration 1 hour• Trips to National Highways• 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / SiddhivinayakTemple• Kulfis / Chocó bars at a regular gap of 3 days• Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-• 2 movies per month (Except on weekends)• Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every weekend (At your own expense)A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and Un-professional taxes will be informed on joining.The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)Please NOTE:1. Only females.2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.There is more:For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program by referring their friends, colleagues etc.Candle light/Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.Search never ends!!Interested candidates can send their resume withSubject: Name/fresher-exp/age.Photo must be attached in the emailNote: Applications without photo will be rejected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Good Luck :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted February 16, 2011 Administrator Share Posted February 16, 2011 Nice. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brrownie Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 @ ImplagueActually I know a bunch how are suitably qualified to fill the position....BUT Does Your Wife Know about this Recruitment :P ( I know UR Married) :sneaky: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
implague Posted February 17, 2011 Author Share Posted February 17, 2011 y people always try to memorise the accidents :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KotaXor Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Good luck!You forgot the year-end bonus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jofre Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 @implague, girls cost money these days...be prepared for a big amount...otherwise they go away very fast . They like to travel by car , airplane or by ship , always 1st class. Do you feel ready ? :lol:Start thinking on Carnival in Rio de Janeiro... just for a start. :dance: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
implague Posted February 18, 2011 Author Share Posted February 18, 2011 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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