Stupid Questions

[DKT27]

As far as stupid questions go, these are the stupidest...

1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say

"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?

5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?

6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries

have a use by date?

9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a

horrible crisp no one would eat?

10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

11. What do people in China call their good plates?

12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.

14. What do you call male ballerinas?

15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?

16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?

17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?

21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,

you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your A*s?

23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

[Lite]

:fear:

[shought]

Depends on whether they were blind at birth or became blind during their life ;) (And yes, they do dream, even if they were blind from birth, they just dream with their other senses, even though that might be hard to imagine for (some/most of) 'us'.)

(Some of these are really not stupid questions :P)

Another stupid question:

Why does IPB release a skin with their product that's, to put it bluntly, just sad. I mean would it kill them to spend a day or two fixing all those small display bugs in various areas?

[Marik]

#1 — because he can

#2 —

#3 — cause their own reflection before putting it on, scares the f**k out of them :lol:...nah, it's in their DNA

#4 — watch twin peaks; you'll understand

#5 — yes

#6 — cause we can't be bothered naming the same thing twice

#7 — cause you don't need one

#8 — cause we like to put dates on everything

#9 — to f**k up their stomach so they can evade their partner by spending time in teh WC

#10 — the man who never existed to being with...jesus

#11 — ching chang chong

#12 — cause he's beta as f**k

#13 — their cartoons...deal with it

#14 — gay...shemales....or pussies

#15 — if they're born blind, then no. If they became blind due to an accident, then yes.

#16 — cause he can't be bothered to do so :P

#17 — because that's what Jimmy Wales decided.

#18 — testicles

#19 — they say it's from mineral oil, but I say it's from dead babies :evil:

#20 — f**k if I know

#21 — human curiosity....you can't touch the stars themselves, now can you :lmao:

#22 — because we like to complicate things :lol:

#23 — maybe because your breath f****g stinks?

[Brrownie]

14. What do you call male ballerinas?

#14 — gay...shemales....or pussies

:rofl:

[oZ.]

14. What do you call male ballerinas?

#14 — gay...shemales....or pussies

:rofl:

lmaooo and it is pussies

[DKT27]

LOL Marik. I posted it cause it brought some smile on the face, but you're post made me LMAO. :D

[avmad]

How come we chop a tree down, and then chop it UP? :s

[Marik]

LOL Marik. I posted it cause it brought some smile on the face, but you're post made me LMAO. :D

then my mission was a success :dance2:

[tipo]

:rofl: