preso Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 One just called psychiatric hotline help, after dialed the number he heard:"Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline" 1. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. 2. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone near you to press 2. 3. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. 4. If you are paranoid-delusional, we will know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. 5. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and in a momemt a little voice will tell you which number you have to press. 6. If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer. 7. If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head now is alive and about to bite off your ear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 Do u have the number preso for the psychiatric hotline :lol:And I thought it was the psychiatric's job to put us (not us really) in those categories... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preso Posted June 26, 2005 Author Share Posted June 26, 2005 I forgot the number...but for the sure thing is i'm busy pressing button no 1 :lol: Which category are u? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tensegg Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 :rofl: :lol: :lol: :rofl: , buttons 3.4,5,& 6 for me :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicano666 Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 Doesn't matter what I press... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 4 for me .... paranoid-delusional Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudeboy2025 Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 5 for me....schizophrenic :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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