Administrator DKT27 Posted December 16, 2010 Administrator Share Posted December 16, 2010 In a small town, a person decided to open up a brothel, which was right opposite to a church. The church and its congregation started a campaign to block the brothel from opening with petitions and prayed daily against his business.Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about to open a few days later, a strong lightning struck the brothel and it was burnt to the ground.The church folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, till the brothel owner sued the church authorities on the grounds that the church through its congregation and prayers was ultimately responsible for the destruction of his brothel, either through direct or indirect actions or means.In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection that their prayers were reasons for the act of God. As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork at the hearing and commented: "I don't know how I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, we have a brothel owner who believes in the power of prayer and we have an entire church that doesn't." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeetPirate Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 "I don't know how I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, we have a brothel owner who believes in the power of prayer and we have an entire church that doesn't."That's like the mass assembly prayer for invocation of rains in a drought-ridden village where except for one little girl everybody else turns up . . . . . . . . . without an umbrella. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shought Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 This owns :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KotaXor Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 The brothel's owner is a member of the church? maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
box Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about to open a few days later, a strong lightning struck the brothel and it was burnt to the ground.The church folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, till the brothel owner sued the church authorities on the grounds that the church through its congregation and prayers was ultimately responsible for the destruction of his brothel, either through direct or indirect actions or means.In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection that their prayers were reasons for the act of God. As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork at the hearing and commented:The logical conclusion would be that the lighting strike was a result of Mother Nature and not the "act of God". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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