implague Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road.>> Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt.>> The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban> sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out> and asks the shepherd,>> 'If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of> them?'>> The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the large flock of> grazing sheep and replies, 'Okay.'>> The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax,> enters a NASA Website, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a> database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot tables.> He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer,> turns to the shepherd and says,>> 'You have exactly 186 sheep.'>> The shepherd cheers, 'That's correct, you can have your sheep.'>> The young man takes one of the animals from the flock and puts it in> the back of his Porsche.>> The shepherd looks at him and asks, 'If I guess your profession, will> you return my animal to me?'>> The young man answers, 'Yes, why not?'>> The shepherd says, 'You are an auditor.'>> 'How did you know?' asks the young man.>> 'Very simple,' answers the shepherd. '>> Firstly, you came here without being wanted.>> Secondly, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew.>> Thirdly, you don't understand anything about my business....'>> '.....Now can I have my dog back?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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