majithia23 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 a soldier returns home from afghanistan , after a pretty long posting in the war zone .....says hello to his wife , drops his bags , and goes upstairs , straight to his room ...the wife finds this quite weird ,, but calms herself thinking-- ' ok , its normal . he has returned from a war .. ' after so long a separation , she was feeling horny and in full mood , so she tells herself -- ' all right . i ll straighten and get him in the mood 'so she dresses herself up in what he finds her most erotic in ... just a loose top and a loose skirt ,,,, and goes behind him , into his room .she sees him sitting beside the window and looking out into the sky ...comforts herself besides him and starts with all the erotic expressions ...after some time ,failing to get his attention , she loosens her top and then suddenly drops it and remarks " ohh... look honey , the Wind blew open my top ."still , no response .she loosens the skirt and drops it and again remarks " the air is naughty today .. look , now it blew out my skirt ... "the husband by then , all angry with what was going on , jump stands on his feet , drops his pants and shouts " look what did the fuckin' grenade BLEW OFF ..!!! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marik Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 the punchline was looking at tad sad, so I fixed it :Dnice story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majithia23 Posted November 18, 2010 Author Share Posted November 18, 2010 the punchline was looking at tad sad, so I fixed it :Dnice story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted November 18, 2010 Administrator Share Posted November 18, 2010 Poor fellow. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KotaXor Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 sad :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brrownie Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 I feel sorry for her! do you have her address by chance :huh: Just want to help her...;) :lol:Hurry!! before Marik read this sad story & knock on her door... :fear: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosaji Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Ya...real sad manThis is the true face of any war Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted November 19, 2010 Administrator Share Posted November 19, 2010 Hurry!! before Marik read this sad story & knock on her door... :fear: :rofl:That's Marik for ya. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipo Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
implague Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 I feel sorry for her! do you have her address by chance :huh: Just want to help her...;) :lol:Hurry!! before Marik read this sad story & knock on her door... :fear: :rofl:ohhh you horney bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marik Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Hurry!! before Marik read this sad story & knock on her door... :fear: :rofl:you must of seen the future m8, because that was the exact same thing i did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atasas Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 sad :unsure:Ya...real sad manThis is the true face of any warHonestly sad from a start... :mellow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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