implague Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force... Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND. WIFE:I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.HUSBAND:God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw me in the dark, he created light. He saw me without problems, he created YOU. WIFE:Twinkle twinkle little starYou should know what you areAnd once you know what you areMental hospital is not so far. HUSBAND:The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautifulWhy doesn't it rain on you? WIFE:Roses are red; Violets are blueMonkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel so angry you will find me there tooNot in cage but outside, laughing at you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marik Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 HUSBAND:God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw me in the dark, he created light. He saw me without problems, he created YOU. this made my day today :lmao:+1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brrownie Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Cute Poems ...;) Written by Mrs & Mr Implague.... :lol: +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KotaXor Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 The wifey always have the last words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
implague Posted November 16, 2010 Author Share Posted November 16, 2010 my wife never used pencil or poem but she uses gunpowder gainst me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipo Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 :)) nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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