ck_kent Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who lives with a female roommate Maria...During the course of the meal, his mother couldnt help but notice how pretty Anthonys roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two,and this had only made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his moms thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates."About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since yourmother came to dinner, Ive been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.You dont suppose she took it, do you?"Well, I doubt it, but Ill e-mail her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote;Dear Momma,Im not saying that you did take the sugar bowl from myhouse, and Im not saying that you did not take it. But the factremains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love,AnthonySeveral days later, Anthony received a response e-mail fromhis Momma which read.......Dear Son,Im not saying that you do sleep with Maria, and Im notsaying that you do not sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugarbowl by now.Love,Momma.Lesson: Never lie to your momma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted November 6, 2010 Administrator Share Posted November 6, 2010 Haha. Nice. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeetPirate Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 good one :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atasas Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 Yup! such things come with age! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
implague Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 momma the gr8 may be feds can use momma's instead of lie detector machines :fear: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atasas Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 momma the gr8 may be feds can use momma's instead of lie detector machines :fear:Every single one of us would be spanked! ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Owl Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 Momma Ravioli is too smart! :lol: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipo Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 :)) lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Lite Posted November 12, 2010 Administrator Share Posted November 12, 2010 Crafty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshiro Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 Crafty.Didn't think that one out yourself, HA! :ph34r: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N A V Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 nice dude ,,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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