Zeus_Hunt Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 The Ten Commandments Of Marriage-----------------------------------------------------------------------COMMANDMENT 1Marriages are made in heaven.But so are thunder and lightning.COMMANDMENT 2If you want your wife to listen and pay strictattention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.COMMANDMENT 3Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!COMMANDMENT 4Married life is very frustrating.In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and thewoman listens.In the second year, the woman speaks and the manlistens.In the third year, they both speak and the neighborslisten.COMMANDMENT 5When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, youcan be sure of one thing:Either the car is new or the wife is.COMMANDMENT 6Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.COMMANDMENT 7Before marriage, a man will lie awake all nightthinking about something you say.After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.COMMANDMENT 8Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,understanding, economical, and a good cook.But the law allows only one wife.COMMANDMENT 9Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry.That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.COMMANDMENT 10A man is incomplete until he is married.After that, he is finished..BONUS COMMANDMENT STORYA long married couple came upon a wishing well.The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in apenny.The wife decided to make a wish too.But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, anddrowned.The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiledand said,"Hey!...This thing really works!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erRor67 Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 I like number 5. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudeboy2025 Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 :lol: I also like the bonus story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoDrAs Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 rotflmaoI love number 5 and the bonus story. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicano666 Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Love #10 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted June 15, 2005 Author Share Posted June 15, 2005 I like number 5. :lol:do u have a car erRor67 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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