implague Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 A woman writes to the IT Technical support..... Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded fromBoyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0uninstalled many other valuable programs, such asRomance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0,MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 . Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, _______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _______ REPLY DEAR Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: Ithought you loved me. htmland try to download Tears 6.2and do not forget to install theGuilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 andFlowers 3.5.. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1 . Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances installMother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall theBoyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 . In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0and Good Looks 7.7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted September 9, 2010 Administrator Share Posted September 9, 2010 LOL. Old epic one but always cracks me up. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henz Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 should it upgrade to 4 core :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizarre™ Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Buy another HD and add more RAM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
implague Posted September 9, 2010 Author Share Posted September 9, 2010 LOL. Old epic one but always cracks me up. ^_^Dont'u think u r too younger to being a Husband? :unsure: :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henz Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 LOL. Old epic one but always cracks me up. ^_^Dont'u think u r too younger to being a Husband? :unsure: :blink:functionality doesn't affected :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karachidude Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0and Good Looks 7.7.haha..perfectly true :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drolz Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances installMother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)i almost spit on my monitor with this one :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrHanky Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 I wanna be upgraded to husband 1.0. :fear: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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