And You Thought You Knew Geography

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GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa:

Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 33, a woman is like Canada:

Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 33 and 43, a woman is like India:

Very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 43 and 50, a woman is like France:

Gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 51 and 59, a woman is like Great Britain:

With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 60 and 65, a woman is like Yugoslavia:

Lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes.

Between 66 and 70, a woman is like Russia:

Very wide and borders are now unpatrolled, but who wants to go.

After 70, she becomes Tibet:

A mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... only those with an

adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge would dare to visit.

GEOGRAPHY OF MEN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like America:

Ruled by a *ick.