Sardars

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In India Sardars jokes are as common as Blonde jokes in the West

Here are a few...

1.Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.

He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have Pass.

2.Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright .

3.Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why

are you removing a wheel from your auto.

Ssardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler .

4.Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".

Sardar : Oye, what a wonderful car, it starts using "Tea". Our car starts using "Petrol".

5.Boss : Where were you born ?

Sardar : Punjab.

Boss : Which part ?

Sardar : Which part ? Whole body was born in Punjab.