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How to start a fight.


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HOW TO START A FIGHT:

My wife and I were watching Who Wants to Be a Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'

'No,' she answered.

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I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes...'

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So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...

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