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How long before I can get a haircut?


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A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.

A few weeks later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.

A month later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back." He must be going some place where he gets seen right away.

A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when he leaves?"

Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"

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AAHAHHA :lmao:

Might as well laugh now cuz tonight shark girl looks like she wants to pound your ass to your grave for freezing her. I better not say anymore, I already read the stupid spoilers and ruined it for myself cuz I could not wait.

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AAHAHHA :lmao:

Might as well laugh now cuz tonight shark girl looks like she wants to pound your ass to your grave for freezing her. I better not say anymore, I already read the stupid spoilers and ruined it for myself cuz I could not wait.

Am not afraid!

(read the manga -_- )

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