aidan_8181 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.“Mother, where do babies come from?”The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolt_Gundam510 Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 that was good, have to keep that in mind when i get marryed if my wife desides to do that. :hug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Good :hug: .. but on the edge... Please refrain from penis vagina jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3NIGM4 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Yeah im offended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atasas Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Yeah im offendedSo am I! absolutely insulted :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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