Bolt_Gundam510 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Dr. Feelgood A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests and then concluded, ''Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue." He continued, ''Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut.'' The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the good doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests. Then he told the Greens the bad news. ''I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be, I cannot help.'' The Greens pleaded with him, and said, ''You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please help us. "Ok, go to the store and buy some apples and a box of Cheerios...'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudeboy2025 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolt_Gundam510 Posted January 29, 2007 Author Share Posted January 29, 2007 Don't get it.I am not even going to explain this one. think about it for a little while. go to the store and buy some apples and a box of Cheerios. the answer is with in the joke it self just reread it a few times ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kavu Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 its an asian "guy" and black "woman" joke :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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