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DKT27

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A old joke. Just incase if it's not posted before.

In Normal Heaven:

The cooks are French,

The policemen are English,

The mechanics are German,

The lovers are Italian,

The bankers are Swiss.

In Normal Hell:

The cooks are English,

The policemen are German,

The mechanics are French,

The lovers are Swiss,

The bankers are Italian.

In Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,

The design and construction is done by Apple,

The marketing is done by Microsoft,

IBM provides the support,

Gateway determines the pricing.

In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,

Microsoft does design and construction,

IBM handles the marketing,

The support is from Gateway,

Intel sets the price.

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Good one :)

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  • 2 weeks later...

Old, but slightly different, from one I know as my MOTO/stereotype...

Still as good as it gets!

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afterdinner

A old joke. Just incase if it's not posted before.

Intel sets the price.

That's completely true man.;)

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A old joke. Just incase if it's not posted before.

Intel sets the price.

That's completely true man.;)

We are already living in computer hell. :hehe:

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