Impact of job change

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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed,

lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus,

went up on the footpath,

and stopped few centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and

then the driver said:

"Look mate, don't ever do that again.

You scared the daylights out of me!".

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize

that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.

Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years...