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Silly Computer Acronyms


ck_kent

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I don't think this has been posted here yet, but maybe some of you might have read this already. It's a bit old but some are still applicable today.

PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN: It Still Does Nothing

APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

SCSI: System Can't See It

DOS: Defective Operating System

BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM: I Blame Microsoft

DEC: Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM: Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW: World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

AMIGA: A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

LISP: Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses

MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

RISC: Reduced Into Silly Code

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Funny stuff :P

Especially 'OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.' :lol:

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romeorayenz

those are really funny abbreviations. i love those new meaning. i think i will have to memorize them all in case some one ask me the meaning of those abbreviations.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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oh man... read it again and almost craped my pants...this should be printed and before using the computer these acronyms should be read. :lol: :lol:

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