Rudeboy2025 Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aidan_8181 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Very good but you do understand that u can not get Corned beef in ireland?? and cabbage isn't a very big thing in ireland you should have sayed spuds and roast beef.. still a very funny joke lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudeboy2025 Posted January 30, 2007 Author Share Posted January 30, 2007 :) Not like I come up with these myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myidisbb Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 Very good but you do understand that u can not get Corned beef in ireland?? and cabbage isn't a very big thing in ireland you should have sayed spuds and roast beef.. still a very funny joke lolactually all 3 are in the usa. therefore the irish man can and does get corned beef and cabbage :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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