Rudeboy2025 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 This is a story about a popular young Baptist preacher, who on Sunday morning announces to the congregation that he will not renew his contract, and is moving on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush. No one wants him to leave.Bubba, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and announces, "If the preacher stays, I'll provide him with a new sedan every year, and his lovely wife with a minivan, to transport their children!" The congregation sighs, and applauds.Billy Bob, the entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, "If the preacher stays, I'll double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of his children!!" More sighs and applause.Ms. Ella May, age 70, stands and announces, "If the preacher stays, I'll give him SEX!!"There is a hush. The preacher, blushing, asks, "Ms. Ella May, whatever possessed you to say that?"Ms. Ella May answers, "I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said .... F**k him!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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