Rudeboy2025 Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 A blind man wanders into a lesbian biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, huskyvoice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind * that you should know five things:1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler."Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,>>"Nah... >not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times. :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 :lol: Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eBait Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 :lol: hee hee hee... I wish I was then man.. only not blind -- and no wrestling :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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