Rudeboy2025 Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 A woman is shopping for a pet as a gift for her husband, but she is concerned that the prices that the Pet Shop are charging are very high. She goes to the clerk and explains her concern. "Well, I have a frog in the back that I can let you have for $50," the clerk says. "$50?" the woman replies. "That seems terribly expensive for a frog.""Well, this frog is worth it. It's been trained to give blow jobs."The woman is stunned, but because her husband loves this sort of sex, and because she is not particularly fond of it, she decides the frog might be a good investment. She buys the frog, brings it home, presents it to her husband, and explains its special value. The husband is skeptical, but promises he'll give the frog a try that night. The woman goes to sleep happily knowing she won't bebothered by her husband that night.She is suddenly awakened by a clatter coming from the kitchen. She goes downstairs and finds the frog and her husband pulling out pots and pans and poring over cookbooks."What are you two doing down here?" she asks. Her husband responds, "If I can teach this frog to cook, you're out of here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LemonHead2089 Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 hahaha thats dirty...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemesis Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 lol awesome!!! im gunna be telling this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SacredCultivator Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Haha before the punchline I was curious as to what the Husband and Frog were doing int he Kitchen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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