Samurai Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "They're Carol's". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudeboy2025 Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 B) Nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Good one B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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