Samurai Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 A married woman walks up to Santa Claus and tells him that all she wants for Christmas is for her husband to be interested in sex. Santa then proceeds to give her a bottle of pills. He tells her to give them a try and then let him know how it's working. So she takes the pills home and puts one pill in her husband's Christmas dinner. That night, they make love for one hour. The next day, she's running around thrilled and happy. "Oh, my God. I can't believe how well that worked," she thinks to herself. That night she puts two pills in his food and that night they make love for two hours. The next day, she's even more thrilled, so she dumps all the pills in his food. Two weeks go by without any word from this woman, so Santa decides to give her a call. A little boy answers the phone. Santa says, "Little boy, is your mother home?" "No, she's...who's this?" the little boy asks. "I'm a friend of your mother's and I gave her some pills to help her out a couple of weeks ago. Maybe you know how it's going?" "That was you?!" the little boy says. "Let me tell you -- Mom's dead, sister's pregnant, my ass hurts and Dad's in the attic going, 'Here kitty, kitty, kitty.' " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kavu Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 LOl thats a great one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myidisbb Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudeboy2025 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 :) :D :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemesis Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 ewwww................ :) lmao good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolt_Gundam510 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 dam incest in the mix............ :blink: well at least he's looking for pussy :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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