Maria, the Fillipino Maid, asked for a pay increase.

[LeetPirate]

Dunno if you heard this one before but here goes.

Maria, the Fillipino Maid, asked for a pay increase and my wife was very upset about this so decided to talk to her about it.

She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband said so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'

Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'

Maria: 'No Senora...the gardener did.'

( A few moments of silence )

Wife: 'So how much do you want?'

[Night Owl]

Good one! :lol:

[Tunerz]

LOL. Thought this will have a chunk of racist tone, but instead I got a good laugh.  :lol:

[implague]

lots of cheating going on :lol:

[KotaXor]

Should I pity you or the gardener?

[Toshiro]

:lol:

[espadastark]

yeah. it made a good laugh. just hoping it wont cross the line and would end just there. ciao!

[Marik]

the mistress got trolled by her maid ahah, epic :lmao:

[implague]

Should I pity you or the gardener?

Depends :fear:

[NoYB]

:lmao: