Samurai Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 During a good manners and etiquette class, the very prim and proper teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss." The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part."Next goes Johnny. Johnny replied: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute." The teacher says : That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant.Next goes Charlie and Charlie says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment, I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudeboy2025 Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 :unsure: :D :think: :D :P Fucking Hilarious. Where do you find these? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicano666 Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 :unsure::think::P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus_Hunt Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 :unsure: Shake hands huh ..... (for a small period of time) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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