The Right Thing

[Zeus_Hunt]

Dick wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open

his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a

glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in

front of him, all clean and pressed.

Dick looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,

spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and

notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early

to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and

the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Dick asks,

"Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home

around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the

hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door".

Confused, Dick asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and

breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel

with her!"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when

she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "Lady leave me

alone! I'm married!"

Moral of the Story

Self-induced hangover -- Rs. 2000.00

Broken furniture -- Rs. 20,000.00

Breakfast -- Rs. 100.00

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Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS

[vin3e]

Quite sweet =]

[ranji]

good one bro....

[Nemesis]

awesome

[Rudeboy2025]

Nice.

[Kavu]

could only wish id do the same thing