Administrator DKT27 Posted April 20, 2010 Administrator Share Posted April 20, 2010 Software Engineer and his wifeHusband - hey dear, I am logged in.Wife - would you like to have some snacks?Husband - hard disk full.Wife - have you brought the dress.Husband - Bad command or file name.Wife - but I told you about it in morningHusband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.Wife - Oh god !forget it, where's your salary.Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.Husband - sharing disabled, access denied.Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.Husband - data type mismatch.Wife - you are useless.Husband - by default.Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?Husband - the only user with write permission.Wife - what is my value in your life?Husband - unknown virus detected.Wife - do you love me or your computer?Husband - Too many parameters.Wife - i will go to my dad's house.Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.Wife - I will leave you forever.Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.Wife - it is worthless talking to you.Husband - shut down the computer.Wife - I am goingHusband - Now it's safe to turn off your computer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 I've read this one from our archives. Nevertheless, it always brings back the smile. :hehe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
implague Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 well it gives me fear whenever i saw these kinda husband and wife conversations :ph34r: :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizarre™ Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Seems to me the husband is Lite :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Lite Posted April 20, 2010 Administrator Share Posted April 20, 2010 I'm 100% sure it isn;t.I don't really understand this :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshiro Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 I'm 100% sure it isn;t.I don't really understand this :whistle::lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
implague Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 how can we forget shought????????? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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