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Zeus_Hunt

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Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."

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LemonHead2089

that joke is in that new movie with Ashton Kutcher. I can't remember what it's called right now though...

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Rudeboy2025
that joke is in that new movie with Ashton Kutcher. I can't remember what it's called right now though...

Is it the one with the Bernie Mac or the other one with Amanda Peet?

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LemonHead2089

No. I just looked it up becuase it was getting on my nerves and its called "A Lot Like Love"

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Rudeboy2025

Yeah thats the one with Amanda Peet, I just couldn't remember the name.

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