Administrator Lite Posted April 2, 2010 Administrator Share Posted April 2, 2010 A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation."Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.. Is something bothering you?""Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action.""Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?""1955, ma'am.""Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out and relax! I mean, no sex since 1955! Come with me."She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his grizzled bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chlorophyll Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 :rofl: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted April 2, 2010 Administrator Share Posted April 2, 2010 :lol: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshiro Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 hahaah :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quotrice Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 hehheh this brought a good laugh worth the minute i spent reading it lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Owl Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 Good one! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HX1 Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 I have have to remember that one... LOL.. Funny thing is I actually use that system of time.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reclard Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 sounds good one , so I have a hahah time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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