Zeus_Hunt Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. The friend saw everything but did not say a single word.On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?""I sure did", responded his friend. "He can't swim." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranji Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 boy he is a pessimist to to the core....:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gherda Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 ultra pessimist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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