karachidude Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny."None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.""The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshall39 Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shought Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Little Johnny again, naughty bastard :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majithia23 Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Little Johnny again, naughty bastard :D:rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted March 9, 2010 Administrator Share Posted March 9, 2010 Little Johnny again, naughty bastard :D:rofl::lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshiro Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Wow.. I thought the same way he did :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HX1 Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 OMG .. more lil' Dirty Johnny jokes.. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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