Administrator DKT27 Posted March 6, 2010 Administrator Share Posted March 6, 2010 One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard". Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen". The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titt*es" and the man said "feel my d*ck". Their son walked in and asked "What does titt*es and d*ck mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats". On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Sh*t" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using. Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "F*ck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey. Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you bitches and bastards, put your d*cks and titt*es in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the sh*t off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen f*cking the turkey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atasas Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 :blink: :lol: good play! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marik Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizarre™ Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 I wonder if shought uses those words at home IRL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atasas Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 :s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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majithia23 Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 :spank: :chair:but....:rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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