majithia23 Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 a friend just mailed me ,,,,,,read it ,,too good ,,,a guy entered the bar and ordered a double scotch with ice .the drink came and he put it into one of his personal glass , he had with him .placed the glass in front of him , and started watching it with big open eyes .15 mins later , a guy walks up to him from a nearby table , and speaks to him " be a man dude . this is not how you have a drink . u are insulting the scotch , this is how its meant to be enjoyed ....." ,, at the end of his speech , he picks up the glass and gulps it down in one big gulp .....the moment he slams the empty glass on the table , the other guy starts banging his head on the table and starts to weep and tear his clothes.almost going mad .the big guy speaks " hey i m sorry brother . i m really sorry . i dint meant to hurt you . control ur self . i ll buy you a whole big bottle of your favorite scotch . stop howling , control ,,, take it easy ... ...hey waiter , get two large of your most expensive scotch ,,, n fast .... " the poor man almost getting all his courage together wipes his tears , stops sobbing and tells the big guy " no , no , no,, dont be sorry . its not your fault . its all my fault . its all just because of me . its not my day ..i am a looser . a moron . the most unlucky man that will ever walk again . i am bad luck . things cant work when i m around . i m cursed .. i m .... ."the big guy interrupts him "whoa,,, hold on friend . u sound pretty pissed .. tell me why so , what happened ...? "the poor man starts ,,, " ok , it all started this morning .i had been going late to office for almost a week now and my boss had given me the last warning .feeling the pressure , i slept early to wake in time and to go to office in time .the alarm clock dint ring .i kept sleeping and woke just 15 mins before the reporting time .hurried down the stairs , coz the lift malfunctioned .saw the car had a flat tire .took a taxi .couldnt pay the cab driver , forgot my wallet home .had to give him my 200$ wrist watch in returnas expected , reached late for office . the boss fired me .walked all the way home . reached home,,, to read the note left by my wife . she ran away with my neighbor .was hungry . so took my another neighbors bike and drove to my fav restaurant .the moment i entered the restaurant , people started running out , said the kitchen caught fire .marooned , exhausted by now , i came out and noticed my bike had been stolen .again walked back to my house , to see angry neighbors at my door along with cops . in all this mess , i had forgot to lock the door and my doberman got loose and he bit two local kids .4 hrs after paying heavy fines and clearing all the legal formalities , i again started for home .was half way , when my lawyer rang me up to inform me my wife had fined a lawsuit against me for 5 million dollars .i couldnt take any more .nothing was workin for me .enough was enough .i dint want to see more bad .instead of going home i came to this bar .ordered my drink and transferred it to my glass containing rat kill poison and decided to end my life . and just when i gathered all my courage to lift it and drink and end my miseries ,you fool drank it .....can any one be more unlucky than me ??? ":lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Hahahahaha :D Genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshiro Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 HAHAHA :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted March 6, 2010 Administrator Share Posted March 6, 2010 :lol:Now wants to drink scotch here? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizarre™ Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 I bet the guy who drank the rat poison was shought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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