chlorophyll Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 THE SUCCESS OF MARRIAGEOnce upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriageanniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a singleconflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors hadgathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known"happy going marriage".Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make thispossible?"Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimlafor honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally,we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okaybut the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife toppleover.Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back andsaid "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse andcontinued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time sheagain kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. Whenthe horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolverfrom the purse and shot the horse dead !!I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the pooranimal. Are you crazy?" .She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."Husband:"That's it. We are happy ever after. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*dcs18 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Heard this one before, it still manages to make me smile, though. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Lite Posted February 23, 2010 Administrator Share Posted February 23, 2010 Crazy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marik Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Poor thing....NO! Not the husband...the f*****g horse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizarre™ Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 I hope shought finds a partner like that :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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