majithia23 Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 just found it on the net guys .....politics couldnt be more simply explained .....too funny ...Politics Explained FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need. FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk. PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk. RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you. DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you. PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk. REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk. BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows. PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you. LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.(Original source unknown . . . this version expanded and Illuminated by SJ.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majithia23 Posted February 8, 2010 Author Share Posted February 8, 2010 FASCISM,,BUREAUCRACY,,PURE DEMOCRACY:lmao::lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jalaffa Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Surrealism or libertarian/anarcho-capitalism would be my choice :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sl@pSh0ck™ Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.This is my favorite :lol: politics is a no none-sense bull$hit :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeetPirate Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Good one! :D :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator DKT27 Posted February 8, 2010 Administrator Share Posted February 8, 2010 Haha. That's called a governmental dairy farm. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
box Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 If my teachers had used this explanation, then I would not have to repeat Social Studies or Government twice. :wub: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spootnack Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Hahaha :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majithia23 Posted February 11, 2010 Author Share Posted February 11, 2010 If my teachers had used this explanation, then I would not have to repeat Social Studies or Government twice. :wub::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizarre™ Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 I have 2 cows... if they say it's theirs, then they can kiss my @$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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